David Bowie (playedguitar) wrote in vicodin_rpg,
David Bowie
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Dr. Cuddy:

I don't know what you were being so unpatriotic for. Princeton was named #15 of the top 100 towns in the United States to Live and Work In by Money magazine in 2005.

Then again, I was very disappointed in Drumthwacket. I thought it had to at least be the world's biggest drum kit with Oscar Wilde's skull stapled to it.

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I see Google has been very kind to you.
You're not going to call me Mr. Bowie, are you?

Have you seen my people yet? Is it safe for me to go outside without a helmet?
I'll call you by whatever name you use to sign your checks.

I can arrange for personal chauffer service while you're in Princeton, but I thought that was something that your manager handled. Along with your hotel room reservations, meals, and sight-seeing satisfaction.
He's crap. There isn't a single trashable thing in this hotel room.
You can't get good people these days, can you?
You can't even meet good people these days.

But I digress. There are quite enough people who think like that.
To be honest, I wouldn't think you were the type to subscribe to Money magazine.
I didn't think there was ever that much to say about money. Apparently I'm wrong.
I'm sure you'll find more appealing things in America than money.
Hello, does someone want a compliment?
The local restaurants, Mr. Bowie. I was talking about the quality of the food.
Ah, right. "Restaurants" and "food".
Welcome to New Jersey.
Good eats around here?
We don't have "steamed liver pudding", if that's what you're asking.
I didn't come to New Jersey to eat toad-in-the-hole.
Well now I have to tear up my restaurant guide.
Are you British?
Not unless there's a South Orange, U.K.
South Orangeshiringham?
-- I don't know where I was really going with that joke.
I'm sure it'll come to you.
I'm sure it will, at five in the morning when I'm in the bath and you're fast asleep.
My day starts at five.

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